My great ambition is to be in a Fast and Furious movie.

It must be discussed, fully and often, as I am about to do right now.

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“Maybe that will come in the future, in Fast and Furious 12.” She pauses. The first of the three is, of course, Han.

The trailer opens with Dominic Toretto living on a farm and screwing around with a big tractor that one almost has to presume can reach speeds of 150mph and has a bazooka hidden inside of it somewhere.

It fits in very, very well with what I want to be doing. It has so many things. In Fate of the Furious, Charlize Theron made her debut in the franchise as Cipher, a notorious anarchist and cyberterrorist who had a) a plan to acquire a nuclear submarine, and b) very unfortunate blond dreadlocks for some reason. Who would give her scissors? Trick question: I love them both equally. Pfffffttttt.”, 10. This franchise continues to grow in ways that defy logic or physics or biology or good taste and it brings me so much joy that I might explode like a nuclear submarine that a cyberterrorist is trying to steal from a military base hidden inside a glacier. Here she is in June 2016 telling an interviewer that she wants to drive a car in the damn Fast & Furious movies.

It’s partly because of him I’d like to be in one, but also the driving.

However, she has still not driven a car in the franchise. One fan even made a callback to a comedy sketch explaining how Han survived his presumed killing by Shaw. I don’t even care if it makes sense. I think that’s the appropriate course of action here. Pay attention to how Dominic Toretto reacts to it. “I was hoping but it will come, we have to pay our dues before we get the prize.”. Here she is in an interview from March 2015, before she was cast in the movies, openly pleading with Vin Diesel to cast her in the movies.

Tyrese’s entire role in these movies has boiled down and thickened and concentrated itself into a potent sticky glaze of him just shouting things like “Oh, hell no!” or, as he does here, “My ass is en fuego,” like he’s the scaredy-cat chump of the group who also doesn’t understand how anything works. 6.

I want to be making film and theater, but film is particularly relevant.

I love Vin Diesel. It’s not even the second.

I doubt The Rock knows,” she jokes. I can’t wait to see how they explain it. They’ve been through so much. But please look at the very end of this GIF.

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I like that Letty, who was killed in the fourth movie and then came back in the sixth movie but SURPRISE was working with the bad guy but SURPRISE she had amnesia and then recovered and married Dom and got into a fistfight with Ronda Rousey in a formal ball gown, gets her dirtbike picked clean out of the sky by an airborne automobile and she goes flying onto the hood of Dom’s car and I’m like, “Eh, I’ll put it at 13.”, I can’t decide what I like more, the fact that we made it all the way to the ninth movie before anyone mentioned that Dom has a secret evil brother or the fact that the movie had Tyrese explain this entire new character’s skillset in one incredulous turn of phrase: “So we’re up against a master thief, assassin, high-performance driver… who is he?”. “It was wonderful to play the Queen, it was wonderful to play all the roles that I’ve played, Elizabeth I, Catherine the Great, but I just really wanted to do something where I could really have good fun.”.

Between the magnet plane and Charlize Theron's bowl cut and freaking Han defying death yet again, it really is a heck of a ride. Everything Coming to Netflix, Disney+, HBO Max, Hulu & Amazon Prime Video in October 2020 . (There’s a The Fast and the Furious and a Fast & Furious and they’re separated by two full films, neither of which star Vin Diesel.) He’s a great guy, smart — I love him.

Did she do it herself in that cell? That’s what I think this is.

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I said, ‘I’ll be in it, but only if I’m allowed to drive if I do drive in it.’ But we’ll see. Remember what I said earlier about how Dominic Toretto must be getting jaded about all of this now, after almost two decades of thrill-seeking and daredevil shenanigans? Why doesn’t she just pull it back in a ponytail and stop worrying about it?

Oh it’s fucking lit #F9 pic.twitter.com/LIexTS9Dcw, If you guys were wondering, This is how Han's Alive. Or rather, how he doesn’t react to it.

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Gravity should take over here, NOS and Toretto family willpower be damned. How does this film fit in with what you want to be doing in your career overall? But not in any linear way. As usual, once the initial shock was over, the waves of jokes and memes began.

I’ll be in Fast and Furious 8.

Who cannot return because Paul Walker passed away in real life even though his character is still alive in the movie. We’ll see how it transpires. It has an almost unreasonable amount of things. The entire first Toy Story movie was 81 minutes long. It is very funny to me. Alive. In particular, fans appreciated the film’s callback to Han having a perpetual snacking problem after quitting smoking.

“I wanted to be driving, but unfortunately, I’m not,” she says, shrugging. Imagine a person in the backseat just screaming bloody curdled petrified horror as this is happening.

He just very casually slides over to avoid being crushed by it and keeps going on with his day. F9: Fast and Furious 9 Trailer Reveals Han is Alive . Who is she trying to impress in there anyway? So maybe that’s what I want as well, some fun and some relevant, serious, important movies. Helen Mirren has been banging this drum for years. HAN IS ALIVE AND SNACKING AND I AM EXTREMELY EMOTIONAL!! And yet. But sadly for Mirren, Fast 8 won’t feature her behind the steering wheel. I keep putting it out there, and they never ask me.